Shanna Green is a 5 in a city full of 10s, but at least her cat has an IMDb page. You can read more of her mundane musings by following her on Twitter @shannagreen.
I thought I hated musicals, (the peppiness, spontaneous dancing, starry-eyed lovers), then I listened to “I Dreamed a Dream.” While at work. At 4am. On a project that was due at 9. Turns out, I don’t hate musicals. I just hate happiness.